I'd help you bury the body too."The sweetest smiled touched her lips, the meaning behind my words not lost on her. And then she said, "That's good because there's probably going to be one sooner than later."I almost fan the truck off the road. "What?""My stepmother, I'm thinking about offing her.

Josh smiles as he takes my hand into his. "But that is a part of your personality. It's who you are. If he likes you then he'll not only understand what motivated your death threats, but will probably be charmed by them."I am looking at Josh like he has just grown donkey ears and a tail. "Charmed by it?""Okay, maybe not charmed, but he'll understand.

He knew my name. Of course he did, it was shouted often enough in biology class.

Did you like my tribute to the town?""I did, but why a swordfish?""The day you pelted me in the face with a swordfish funnel cake, and by the way--what the fuck--was when my admiration for you turned into something more.

How the fuck did she get that up there?" Killian thought out loud.Brock followed his stare then grinned. "She always did like climbing trees." Looking back at Killian, he said, "Want me to go, Sheriff? I am younger and more spry.""Fuck you.

Practically every woman in town makes a showing at Tucker's after a Jake sighting. I feel like I am watching the National Geographic Channel on mating rituals in the wild.

Death was the ending we all faced, the path to that end was life, and I was going to have one. Finally.

Ah, bonding over a felony. That's adorable.

It burned all the way down her throat. She was pretty sure it was even now disintegrating her stomach lining and yet it didn’t stop her from ordering another one. After two, she felt a lightness she hadn’t felt in a long time. After three, she was smiling for no particular reason, and after four, she was downright happy.

Loki barked, which I thought was adorable that he was trying to tell his daddy that the crazy lady he rented his carriage house to was pretending to be a squirrel.